For a party recently, I shoved my digital recorder into my bra and recorded 3 hours of audio.
I always thought my deliberate, slow speech was full of impact; actually, what it is is that
I sound like Drunky McDrunkerson.
But, I'm very polite.
8.31.2010
8.11.2010
More than one way to skin a cat
So I made an impromptu visit to my parents this weekend strictly because I felt like I shouldn't stay home alone while my boyfriend went to visit friends in Boston. Reasons for this feeling include: still being afraid of being raped in my own bedroom, thanks to an irresponsible jewish landlady; various unfounded anxieties that my boyfriend will die the moment he leaves my sight, be it from an incredibly premature heart attack or a commercial jet crash; and just generally knowing I'd probably just sit at home alone and watch episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix streaming all weekend and wait for Greg to get back so I can switch back to watching episodes of Sailor Moon and 12 oz. Mouse.
All visits to see my parents make me nervous because relations with my mother have been elevated to threat level red ever since she told me she'd not acknowledge any romantic partner of mine who couldn't put a baby in me (eventually).
This was the nine-eleven of our relationship; I will never forget. As such, much like the U.S., I will leave no opportunity to call her out unturned, completely unrelated or not. If she screws up once, I am there with my verbal artillery at the ready. Or, in this case, a pair of wire-cutting scissors.
Over the past year, my mom has been busy working on the house she and my dad are building a lot down from where they are now. To put this in perspective, my mom has made a jump from a lifestyle of jeopardy watching, solitaire playing, and pork chop microwaving to a full time, year-long, heavily-detailed project. She flips through catalogues of door-hinges, for god's sake. For someone who barely seemed to have a hold on the basic functions of family life, this seems pretty ambitious. Unsurprisingly, certain things have fallen into neglect.
So I get home, put my stuff down, and immediately go upstairs to visit my cats, who hang out in an empty bedroom with wood floors so that Alzheimers doesn't strike and they forget that my dad's shirt isn't the catbox and they saturate the whole house with cat pee, I don't know. And I'm petting K.C., my superfriendly maine-coon barn cat, and it feels like his body is riddled with tumors. And I think, well, it took them a long time to tell me that Felicia, my other cat, had a stroke, so I figure they either haven't noticed or just didn't bring it up.
Except, it's not tumors. It's just huge mats of hair all over his body so tightly wound and close to the skin that it just feels like tumors.
Not a relief, though. Tumors on a 15-year-old cat, you can't blame anybody. A cat covered in mats of hair, however, means he hasn't been brushed in weeks, and someone is at fault. I grit my teeth in silent glee as I tally up more grudge points against my mom. But, I stay silent, mostly because I can hear the arguments about being busy already.
The next day, I decide to take things into my own hands and do something I've done several times before: give K.C. a haircut. Snip off a few clumps of hair, brush out the rest, fix him up. I ask my mom where the scissors are and, in usual my mom form, this launches her into a fifteen minute search for the right pair of scissors,
the pair she bought specifically for this occasion,
so as not to have to use the other pairs of scissors she has
in order to keep them in pristine condition
so as to avoid that dreaded occasion where someone comes over to borrow her scissors
and they're dull or dirty
and she tell everyone in the community, "don't borrow that (mom)'s scisssors, she keeps hers in dreadful order."
I get exasperated incredibly quickly because, of course, it's not about the scissors, it's about
me being queer and the cat being covered in mats of hair and that one time where she dropped me off to get my hair cut and then didn't pick me up for an hour and wouldn't answer her phone because she was deeply in discussion about door hinges and that she hates my best friend for also being sexually incomprehensible and afraid of insects.
So finally I have scissors and I go upstairs and get K.C. and, as usual, K.C. is just happy he has something to rub against that isn't stroked-out Felicia or his own loneliness, so he's purring and squinting his eyes and lolling his head around and I'm holding him still pretty well and snipping off clumps of hair. And these clumps are thick, and so I'm separating them out and clipping them up and everyone's having a great time, and then K.C. turns, and I sort of ruffle his hair, and the kinda pull it back,
And there is a gigantic hole in K.C.'s fur.
And my first thought is - oh my god: fuck you, mom, what is this.
It kinda looked like those craters old people get in their skin from like, i don't know, scratching holes into their skin I guess, or not being able to scab anymore and just falling apart like wet tissue paper. It also looked a lot like the cat I dissected senior year of high school. The dead, skinned cat.
I sat there for a second as my stomach turned over, and then started shouting for help.
K.C. is still purring and lolling his head around, and even though purring is a trauma reaction in cats, it seems like he's still having a pretty good time, even if his shoulder looks more like a saran-wrapped chicken leg than a cat's.
And I'm all wide-eyed and keep saying "why didn't he say anything, why didn't he react" as I hold a clump of hair with a tiny little bit of skin and a few dark red capillaries that look like they've been traced on with the point of a needle. My dad takes a look and tells me I've cut through the subcutaneous level, which is his doctorly way of trying to calm me down, but it doesn't help at all because subcutaneous could mean anything as far as I know. I keep picturing K.C. having a gigantic bald spot for the rest of his life that I have to stare at every Christmas and cry onto, and him not understanding my pain or any pain at all, apparently.
This is, of course, when I decide to start flipping out about the real cause of this: my mother.
My dad drives me and K.C. to the pet emergency room and the whole way there I will not shut up about every single bad thing my mom has done in the past decade which has all led up to there being clumps of hair on my cat and how everything, everything, is always all my fault, especially now, now because I accidentally hurt something trying to help, and how this is always what happens. I am crying in the back seat while trying to comfort my cat as best as a person can limited by a plastic cat carrier with barely finger-sized holes. I am oscillating between explosive hysterics and calm, cold, collected criticisms with sharp, cutting accuracy. At this most opportune moment, I announce that, as long as Greg isn't allergic to him, we will be taking K.C. back with us at fall break. Even though I've just sliced my cat open, I decide that the clumps of hair definitively decides the argument I've had with my parents for four years over whether I can care for my cat at college.
The animal emergency room takes K.C. back and we fill out some forms. I have to tell my dad how old he is and what kind of food he eats, even though I haven't fed him since I left for college. While talking to the doctor, he confuses his pronouns, and the conversation carries on with K.C. as a she, even though I keep correcting both of them. My dad is standing and I'm sitting, so the vet only makes eye contact with him. She jokes and says it's an easy thing to do, slice your cat like a deli meat. "I just did it to my dog recently," she says with the pleasant nonchalance usually reserved for switching to a new shampoo or treating yourself to a manicure. I am thin lipped as they joke, even though she started the conversation telling us that they're kinda backed up and it'll be a few hours until K.C. can be stitched up.
She says 8:30. My dad says we'll be around by 9. He's concerned we'll not have enough time to go out to dinner in the interim. This puts me off food entirely, and we end up having takeout personal pizzas from the grill around the corner.
I am silent all evening, until my dad delivers K.C. into my arms while I'm sitting in bed talking to Greg on the phone about the whole ordeal. K.C.'s shoulder is shaved, with purple stitches criss-crossing a two-inch long cut. Where they gave him an IV at his ankle is also shaved, so he has a little poodle-like puff for a left foot. My dad tells me that while he was sedated they combed out the rest of the knots of hair. K.C. snuggles up against me and rubs his head under my chin, and everything seems okay
until my mom swoops in, scoops him up, and tells me he's not allowed to move around much. I'm left alone in bed with just a tiny fuzzy cat hair tumbleweed.
And for me coming to North Carolina, everyone is worse for wear.
All visits to see my parents make me nervous because relations with my mother have been elevated to threat level red ever since she told me she'd not acknowledge any romantic partner of mine who couldn't put a baby in me (eventually).
This was the nine-eleven of our relationship; I will never forget. As such, much like the U.S., I will leave no opportunity to call her out unturned, completely unrelated or not. If she screws up once, I am there with my verbal artillery at the ready. Or, in this case, a pair of wire-cutting scissors.
Over the past year, my mom has been busy working on the house she and my dad are building a lot down from where they are now. To put this in perspective, my mom has made a jump from a lifestyle of jeopardy watching, solitaire playing, and pork chop microwaving to a full time, year-long, heavily-detailed project. She flips through catalogues of door-hinges, for god's sake. For someone who barely seemed to have a hold on the basic functions of family life, this seems pretty ambitious. Unsurprisingly, certain things have fallen into neglect.
So I get home, put my stuff down, and immediately go upstairs to visit my cats, who hang out in an empty bedroom with wood floors so that Alzheimers doesn't strike and they forget that my dad's shirt isn't the catbox and they saturate the whole house with cat pee, I don't know. And I'm petting K.C., my superfriendly maine-coon barn cat, and it feels like his body is riddled with tumors. And I think, well, it took them a long time to tell me that Felicia, my other cat, had a stroke, so I figure they either haven't noticed or just didn't bring it up.
Except, it's not tumors. It's just huge mats of hair all over his body so tightly wound and close to the skin that it just feels like tumors.
Not a relief, though. Tumors on a 15-year-old cat, you can't blame anybody. A cat covered in mats of hair, however, means he hasn't been brushed in weeks, and someone is at fault. I grit my teeth in silent glee as I tally up more grudge points against my mom. But, I stay silent, mostly because I can hear the arguments about being busy already.
The next day, I decide to take things into my own hands and do something I've done several times before: give K.C. a haircut. Snip off a few clumps of hair, brush out the rest, fix him up. I ask my mom where the scissors are and, in usual my mom form, this launches her into a fifteen minute search for the right pair of scissors,
the pair she bought specifically for this occasion,
so as not to have to use the other pairs of scissors she has
in order to keep them in pristine condition
so as to avoid that dreaded occasion where someone comes over to borrow her scissors
and they're dull or dirty
and she tell everyone in the community, "don't borrow that (mom)'s scisssors, she keeps hers in dreadful order."
I get exasperated incredibly quickly because, of course, it's not about the scissors, it's about
me being queer and the cat being covered in mats of hair and that one time where she dropped me off to get my hair cut and then didn't pick me up for an hour and wouldn't answer her phone because she was deeply in discussion about door hinges and that she hates my best friend for also being sexually incomprehensible and afraid of insects.
So finally I have scissors and I go upstairs and get K.C. and, as usual, K.C. is just happy he has something to rub against that isn't stroked-out Felicia or his own loneliness, so he's purring and squinting his eyes and lolling his head around and I'm holding him still pretty well and snipping off clumps of hair. And these clumps are thick, and so I'm separating them out and clipping them up and everyone's having a great time, and then K.C. turns, and I sort of ruffle his hair, and the kinda pull it back,
And there is a gigantic hole in K.C.'s fur.
And my first thought is - oh my god: fuck you, mom, what is this.
It kinda looked like those craters old people get in their skin from like, i don't know, scratching holes into their skin I guess, or not being able to scab anymore and just falling apart like wet tissue paper. It also looked a lot like the cat I dissected senior year of high school. The dead, skinned cat.
I sat there for a second as my stomach turned over, and then started shouting for help.
K.C. is still purring and lolling his head around, and even though purring is a trauma reaction in cats, it seems like he's still having a pretty good time, even if his shoulder looks more like a saran-wrapped chicken leg than a cat's.
And I'm all wide-eyed and keep saying "why didn't he say anything, why didn't he react" as I hold a clump of hair with a tiny little bit of skin and a few dark red capillaries that look like they've been traced on with the point of a needle. My dad takes a look and tells me I've cut through the subcutaneous level, which is his doctorly way of trying to calm me down, but it doesn't help at all because subcutaneous could mean anything as far as I know. I keep picturing K.C. having a gigantic bald spot for the rest of his life that I have to stare at every Christmas and cry onto, and him not understanding my pain or any pain at all, apparently.
This is, of course, when I decide to start flipping out about the real cause of this: my mother.
My dad drives me and K.C. to the pet emergency room and the whole way there I will not shut up about every single bad thing my mom has done in the past decade which has all led up to there being clumps of hair on my cat and how everything, everything, is always all my fault, especially now, now because I accidentally hurt something trying to help, and how this is always what happens. I am crying in the back seat while trying to comfort my cat as best as a person can limited by a plastic cat carrier with barely finger-sized holes. I am oscillating between explosive hysterics and calm, cold, collected criticisms with sharp, cutting accuracy. At this most opportune moment, I announce that, as long as Greg isn't allergic to him, we will be taking K.C. back with us at fall break. Even though I've just sliced my cat open, I decide that the clumps of hair definitively decides the argument I've had with my parents for four years over whether I can care for my cat at college.
The animal emergency room takes K.C. back and we fill out some forms. I have to tell my dad how old he is and what kind of food he eats, even though I haven't fed him since I left for college. While talking to the doctor, he confuses his pronouns, and the conversation carries on with K.C. as a she, even though I keep correcting both of them. My dad is standing and I'm sitting, so the vet only makes eye contact with him. She jokes and says it's an easy thing to do, slice your cat like a deli meat. "I just did it to my dog recently," she says with the pleasant nonchalance usually reserved for switching to a new shampoo or treating yourself to a manicure. I am thin lipped as they joke, even though she started the conversation telling us that they're kinda backed up and it'll be a few hours until K.C. can be stitched up.
She says 8:30. My dad says we'll be around by 9. He's concerned we'll not have enough time to go out to dinner in the interim. This puts me off food entirely, and we end up having takeout personal pizzas from the grill around the corner.
I am silent all evening, until my dad delivers K.C. into my arms while I'm sitting in bed talking to Greg on the phone about the whole ordeal. K.C.'s shoulder is shaved, with purple stitches criss-crossing a two-inch long cut. Where they gave him an IV at his ankle is also shaved, so he has a little poodle-like puff for a left foot. My dad tells me that while he was sedated they combed out the rest of the knots of hair. K.C. snuggles up against me and rubs his head under my chin, and everything seems okay
until my mom swoops in, scoops him up, and tells me he's not allowed to move around much. I'm left alone in bed with just a tiny fuzzy cat hair tumbleweed.
And for me coming to North Carolina, everyone is worse for wear.
6.28.2010
True Love
After two weeks of living in Lawrence, Kansas, my boyfriend still does not know what the KU mascot is called.
Greg Patton is the best story of my life.
Greg Patton is the best story of my life.
5.05.2010
Oh, I'll show you "fresh"
Not to do a complete 180 on my audience - wait, yes, because that's exactly how my blogs always go - and go all vagina monologues on your ass, but when the fuck did "fresh" mean code for "YOUR VAGINA SMELLS, HERE LET ME FIX THAT."
I'm fucking serious though. Maybe it's because I'm reading a little book called Cunt and am currently doing my full-on "let's synch with the moon, my body is one with the universe" type bullshit but I am fucking raging over the fact that every single time I buy "sanitary" items I fucking have to learn a new language that involves stylized flowers and ambiguous adjectives written in pink cursive. Why not just explicitly say "perfumed" or "goddamn vaginas are so fucking gross, I wish women looked like Barbies down there."
I take offense that I have to search out the word "unscented" as if I'm some sort of deviant dirty hippie for wanting to stray from the norm of making my vagina smell like fucking grain alcohol, which is exactly what fresh smells like to Always.
Just a question: since my vagina is basically likened to a bloody, festering gash, where's the butterfly-print, perfumed for my pleasure surgical gauze for when I actually have a bloody, festering gash? Oh wait, no, those are fine and permissible. Injuries are accidents, unforeseeable, not my fault. Being a woman is an egregious offense.
In related news, the Women's Studies department thinks I need to have a more communal experience - because all my friends aren't WS majors and I'm not in a goddamn queer campus group - and because of this I probably won't be able to get a little validating piece of paper that says "Cara did far more credits than she even fucking needed to, here's a degree for that."
I'm fucking serious though. Maybe it's because I'm reading a little book called Cunt and am currently doing my full-on "let's synch with the moon, my body is one with the universe" type bullshit but I am fucking raging over the fact that every single time I buy "sanitary" items I fucking have to learn a new language that involves stylized flowers and ambiguous adjectives written in pink cursive. Why not just explicitly say "perfumed" or "goddamn vaginas are so fucking gross, I wish women looked like Barbies down there."
I take offense that I have to search out the word "unscented" as if I'm some sort of deviant dirty hippie for wanting to stray from the norm of making my vagina smell like fucking grain alcohol, which is exactly what fresh smells like to Always.
Just a question: since my vagina is basically likened to a bloody, festering gash, where's the butterfly-print, perfumed for my pleasure surgical gauze for when I actually have a bloody, festering gash? Oh wait, no, those are fine and permissible. Injuries are accidents, unforeseeable, not my fault. Being a woman is an egregious offense.
In related news, the Women's Studies department thinks I need to have a more communal experience - because all my friends aren't WS majors and I'm not in a goddamn queer campus group - and because of this I probably won't be able to get a little validating piece of paper that says "Cara did far more credits than she even fucking needed to, here's a degree for that."
5.04.2010
A Blog of Repeats
I came to Kansas to forget. I walked away from my parents’ car and into my dorm room with its sticky-clean linoleum floors, sat down with Jamie’s friends, and started a new life, a life that I thought would be better than the one I left in a place I never chose for myself. In Kansas, I would make all the choices. I would choose all new friends, people I’d tried to imagine for weeks before school started, blurry faces with cool haircuts, glasses, awkward, gawky, sassy, mixed nuts. I would not make the same mistakes with guys as I did in high school - eventually, I would get rid of them all together. I would pick new places to live, I would decide what’s for dinner, I would set the limits on when my parents saw and heard from me, and not vice versa.
I made all the choices. I alienated myself from my real friends, I slept with people I didn’t even care about, I drank and smoked to put a smile on my face the way life never seemed to be able to. My diet’s been inconsistent – I eat chips and salsa for dinner as often as I eat some semblance of a normal meal. I sleep odd hours in places infested with mice, with leaky roofs and doors that don’t shut and lock. I’ve almost ruined my relationship with my parents.
I have a way of throwing away all convention. I want to build everything myself. The way other people have lived their lives is of no matter to me – I will selfishly create my life on my own, my own meanings and understandings, I will forge in the smithy of my soul something something something, yada yada yada.
For the life that I create alone, I will be alone.
For my masterpiece, I will choose the best things with the worst intentions. I will plunge myself into the most challenging situations in life despite not weathering the simplest trials well. I will create a magnum opus of complications so I can say to those around me, look at what a crazy life I live! Think of all the strange tales I will have to tell! This is all fodder for my book. “You live a very Sedaris-y life,” Cay said. It’s a sick pleasure, like taking sugary butterscotch schnapps shots, licking your lips after you gag.
I will paint over the mistakes. I will forgive the people who have hurt me and then not learn from the pain. Instead, I will become them.
I will paint and paint and paint, layer and complicate so much that the past will be unrecoverable and inaccessible. It will be lost in the business of what’s in front of me now. I will repeat. No,
Alone, I will repeat.
I made all the choices. I alienated myself from my real friends, I slept with people I didn’t even care about, I drank and smoked to put a smile on my face the way life never seemed to be able to. My diet’s been inconsistent – I eat chips and salsa for dinner as often as I eat some semblance of a normal meal. I sleep odd hours in places infested with mice, with leaky roofs and doors that don’t shut and lock. I’ve almost ruined my relationship with my parents.
I have a way of throwing away all convention. I want to build everything myself. The way other people have lived their lives is of no matter to me – I will selfishly create my life on my own, my own meanings and understandings, I will forge in the smithy of my soul something something something, yada yada yada.
For the life that I create alone, I will be alone.
For my masterpiece, I will choose the best things with the worst intentions. I will plunge myself into the most challenging situations in life despite not weathering the simplest trials well. I will create a magnum opus of complications so I can say to those around me, look at what a crazy life I live! Think of all the strange tales I will have to tell! This is all fodder for my book. “You live a very Sedaris-y life,” Cay said. It’s a sick pleasure, like taking sugary butterscotch schnapps shots, licking your lips after you gag.
I will paint over the mistakes. I will forgive the people who have hurt me and then not learn from the pain. Instead, I will become them.
I will paint and paint and paint, layer and complicate so much that the past will be unrecoverable and inaccessible. It will be lost in the business of what’s in front of me now. I will repeat. No,
Alone, I will repeat.
4.15.2010
Happy Birthday, Antidepressants
I'm so depressed I can't even finish writing a journal entry to myself about my depression, let alone compile the evidence that I will present to whoever I can threaten into seeing me ASAP in order to convince them that I need to be on pills. When it's bad enough that I can put aside my consuming paranoia that antidepressants are just one small step away from sci-fi style social control, it's really bad. When you have a post-it note that lists the things you must focus on in order of importance, and the top two things have to be "eat" and "sleep" because you keep forgetting to do both and really have no desire to even fix those things, maybe it's time to recognize that you are sick in the head.
I literally care about nothing.
The best part is, going to therapy has actually made things worse, since my therapist is under the impression that I have some sort of self-awareness problem, as if years of journaling and writing and blogging have not made me obnoxiously absorbed with my own head. I go in and sit down, and she stares at me until I start talking, and for 50 minutes I just fill the air with concerns that I didn't even know existed, that I might just be making up to make sure I get my $15's worth. I leave empty handed. The one time she gave me something constructive and concrete to do - exercise and change my sleep schedule - I almost jumped up and down with glee. The whole point was to go and figure out how to fix things, to get help. But then at the end of our session this week when I asked her what I could do to make things better, she plainly explained to me that I knew how to fix things, I just needed to do it. "I'm not here to tell you what to do, that won't help you. I'm here to listen and try to understand."
To Lena, later that afternoon: "As a patient and an essayist, ideally, she should be paying me to entertain her, if that's what this is going to be."
It doesn't help that my in-training therapist just seems so goddamn therapisty. She wears turtlenecks, glasses, and solid fabric circle headbands that hold back her perfectly rounded mass of short kinky hair. Her voice is smooth. She is generic in a soothing and reassuring way. When she fails to help, I look at myself and say, she's the sane one, she probably knows what she's doing. Way to fail at therapy again, Cara.
My head is sick, it's that simple. At the slightest trigger it vomits up the most insane, anxious, insecure bullshit it can manage. Tonight I went from being playfully made fun of for my Harry Potter love to questioning my intelligence and self worth, my ability to remember "important things" (including late 18th century painters) or even anything, my skills as a conversationalist, as an intellectual, as a decent girlfriend - all of this in a matter of mere handful of minutes. Everything and anything becomes blown epically out of proportion until something like not cleaning my room becomes the lynchpin in my academic success this semester, in college, success in my work life, in the rest of my life - the fear and panic sweeps in so rapidly. It's a rough time for everyone, being so close to graduation and the uncertain future, but while everyone's house occasionally has a small kitchen fire, I'm like a housing development full of cookie cutter homes with faulty wiring, soaked in gasoline. Every day I trigger in a flash and destroy myself and then wake up and do it again.
Besides, I always wanted some Zoloft to match the pharmaceutical swag post-it notes my first therapist gave me.
It's finally time for the real deal.
I literally care about nothing.
The best part is, going to therapy has actually made things worse, since my therapist is under the impression that I have some sort of self-awareness problem, as if years of journaling and writing and blogging have not made me obnoxiously absorbed with my own head. I go in and sit down, and she stares at me until I start talking, and for 50 minutes I just fill the air with concerns that I didn't even know existed, that I might just be making up to make sure I get my $15's worth. I leave empty handed. The one time she gave me something constructive and concrete to do - exercise and change my sleep schedule - I almost jumped up and down with glee. The whole point was to go and figure out how to fix things, to get help. But then at the end of our session this week when I asked her what I could do to make things better, she plainly explained to me that I knew how to fix things, I just needed to do it. "I'm not here to tell you what to do, that won't help you. I'm here to listen and try to understand."
To Lena, later that afternoon: "As a patient and an essayist, ideally, she should be paying me to entertain her, if that's what this is going to be."
It doesn't help that my in-training therapist just seems so goddamn therapisty. She wears turtlenecks, glasses, and solid fabric circle headbands that hold back her perfectly rounded mass of short kinky hair. Her voice is smooth. She is generic in a soothing and reassuring way. When she fails to help, I look at myself and say, she's the sane one, she probably knows what she's doing. Way to fail at therapy again, Cara.
My head is sick, it's that simple. At the slightest trigger it vomits up the most insane, anxious, insecure bullshit it can manage. Tonight I went from being playfully made fun of for my Harry Potter love to questioning my intelligence and self worth, my ability to remember "important things" (including late 18th century painters) or even anything, my skills as a conversationalist, as an intellectual, as a decent girlfriend - all of this in a matter of mere handful of minutes. Everything and anything becomes blown epically out of proportion until something like not cleaning my room becomes the lynchpin in my academic success this semester, in college, success in my work life, in the rest of my life - the fear and panic sweeps in so rapidly. It's a rough time for everyone, being so close to graduation and the uncertain future, but while everyone's house occasionally has a small kitchen fire, I'm like a housing development full of cookie cutter homes with faulty wiring, soaked in gasoline. Every day I trigger in a flash and destroy myself and then wake up and do it again.
Besides, I always wanted some Zoloft to match the pharmaceutical swag post-it notes my first therapist gave me.
It's finally time for the real deal.
4.04.2010
Fragment
...it is a delicate balance, a hundred spinning plates atop wobbly dowels, and I haven’t been a circus performer for very long, just street shows for passersby, I haven’t tried to impressed crowds or met the demands of loyal fans. I don’t know what it’s like to have a long-term gig, it’s only my first night and my adrenaline’s pumping, my hands are shaking, I’m running back and forth trying to make sure everything whirls and dances beautifully, that nothing wobbles off while my back is turned, while I overconfidently conduct more plates onto their perches. Keep them all afloat, keep the crowds oooing and ahhing rather than gasping and sighing, collecting their coats and bags and leaving me to sit in the solitude of the harsh spotlight with my plates all crashed on the floor.
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