8.25.2009

Mind Obesity

(Can you just get through the plan without bogging it down with other little comments and criticisms to and of yourself?)

The Writerly Workout:
You, the participant in this program guaranteed to make you become a better writer in less than a lifetime, will spend at one hour a day focusing on writerly concerns. Just one hour a day has seen proven results in increased muscularity of your writing and will tone and define your reading and language skills. Participants have gained 4-5 new vocabulary words each week with just a bare minimum of one hour a day of concentrated, focused reading or organized, thoughtful writing. Our simple, easy-to-use equipment – the sharpened pencil with dual precise inscription and clean erase technology, stylish spiral notebook for both quick note taking or intense compositional sessions, and a great selection of intellectual, informative, and fun! reading materials – create a system that insure your desired writerly prowess.

But wait, there’s more! For those days when those synapses are just snapping with intellectual energy to burn, you can supplement your regiment with an extra hour of writerly workout. Choose from any one of our additional programs that will stimulate the mind and keep those compositional skill in perfect shape:
- Attend a reading!
- Have a literary discussion with friends, family, even your cat!
- Read news articles, book reviews, obituaries!
- And so much more!

Other plans are hard to follow with their stringent rules, complicated equipment, and overwhelming time commitment. With our easy to use system, you’ll be a real published writer at least by your 40s!

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