- Skim milk, whole milk, heavy cream, coffee cream, sour cream (which is what my professor almost accidentally put in our coffee)
- "Will you make change for a twenty?" "I'm serious, I don't have any coins." "I'm sorry I gave you 5 cents, I thought it was clear that I didn't have 5 euro so I assumed that you couldn't be asking that." "Isn't it your job as a cashier to give me change?" "Il Centro Supermercato will make change, and they have Tabasco." Punctuate the end of the discussion with "vafancullo," which roughly translates to the name of any opposing soccer club.
- "What is this hash laced with?"
Alternatively, when not spending a night drinking on the steps of a church, discoteca vocabulary: "You have a bit of coke on your nose." "Did he really say he had a knife?" "Excuse me, there's a flaming champagne bucket coming through." "There are three guys already grinding on my pelvis, but I'm sure I could squeeze you in, too."
2 comments:
sour cream in coffee?!?!?!?!?!
WEIRD.
Part of me wants to congratulate you/slap you one the ass in a congratulatory way, and then this other part of me fears for your life. So I'll just say...thank you for the list. It was even better than I imagined a list by you might be. Try to avoid the knife-wielders. Also, try to learn to make gelato so we can have a gelato date.
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